Slave to the Rhythm: Archive

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" ____ is in a relationship " →

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Restarting the whole song because you missed your...

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.

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When someone asks me if I like Michael Jackson.

iftheysaywhy: First, I freak the fruck out. Second, I mumble some unintelligible response. And third, I think “if you only knew…”

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MAD I'M WATCHIN TII LIKE IT'S MY FIRST TIME AND...

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Mike Jack Life.: Still I Rise. →

bitchimrickjames: To me personally, this poem fits Michael’s life so well. It’s almost scary. Seem like prophetic words from Ms. Angelou. I can apply it to Michael. You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness...

Nov 8th

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