Slave to the Rhythm

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Velma’s Twerk Team Audition Tape

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Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom

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" ____ is in a relationship "

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Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

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jaba-the-slut:

Is it bad to say that Michael’s vitiligo spots make me horny as fuck? O_O

It’s not bad, it’s a true fact. His neck, his lips… dammit! give me a fucking break.

not bad at ALLLLL!!!

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zombisexual:

Storm (by JGo9)

ooooh purple

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Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line.

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.